Vanity At Its Finest

Things you need to know about me…

I’m 6’7″ tall. I have have a BMI over 40. I have a personality best described as “the biggest non-asshole, asshole I’ve ever met.” I am an educator by day, and by night I am a… well I don’t know what to call what I am at night.

I enjoy flirting, long walks on flat surfaces, and pizza… LOTS OF PIZZA!